The original title wouldn't fit. High Octane Action on the Open Ocean

Behold y'all: a marvelous wonder of frightening majesty from beyond the moon. It's me in a high speed chase with Inspector Fishingsly in my cloudmobile. Such a chase is the result of me stealing the Inspector's magic gold, and he doesn't take kindly to that! This type of zany situation happens about once a week. I'd stop stealing his gold, but it's so delicious!

Started out as a self portrait that evolved into the frightening freakishly large-headed self portrait you see before you. And yes, I'd say this is a rather realistic likeness of myself. Then I thought, "you know what? This needs to involve a fish. However, it is already 2 in the morning! What am I to do? " so I waited two weeks and did the rest of it today... at 2 in the morning

My thinking process gets really messed up round this time of night/morn (oh shit, The Final Countdown). See? Like right there. The parts before this were written in a seemingly random order. Like, I started writing the first paragraph, then split it into two paragraphs, went to do more on the first, forgot what I was gonna say, finished the second paragraph so I wouldn't forget what I was gonna say, then remembered what I was going to say in the first place and finished the first paragraph, then got the idea to come down here to explain the whole thing in a really run-on sentence that isn't very relevant to anything. Ah well, what're ya gonna do...

... And now it's SunnO)))

Just like in my other thing click download for unnecessarily high resolution to see all of those wonderful wonderful flaws that make the world such a great place. Go America!


Ya know, for a cloudmobile that thing gets terrible mileage